damn those komaeda apologists

deepchrome:

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!(v)

YEAHHHH!!!

BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAYS WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!




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2nd January at 3:45 pm
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ditzysprinkles:

“Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons!! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!”
~Cave Johnson
Well sir, I believe that your engineers have completed the task you asked for.

YEAH!

ditzysprinkles:

“Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons!! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!”

~Cave Johnson

Well sir, I believe that your engineers have completed the task you asked for.

YEAH!