Okay so I have to go do stuff but I’m gonna leave y’all with a story
I knew a kid in high school who was kind of a stoner/slacker type, right? We all know someone like this. And one day I mention Dave Strider in class and he looks up and goes “THE AUTHOR OF SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF???” and I go ??? and he just goes on this rave about how much he loves SBaHJ and how he checks for updates every week and I asked if he liked Homestuck and he didn’t know what Homestuck was.
Ladies and gentlemen we found a SBaHJ fan.
#im not even in the hs fandom but i know enough to understand this and. this is a cool idea
based on this post
(Homestuck would have been a short comic if this happened)
What the fuck is this?
Your name is John Egbert and it seems that the new Beta game you’ve only JUST RECEIVED has malfunctioned. Seeing as you are REALLY UNEDUCATED about computer sorts, you have no idea what the fuck to do. You quickly open up Pesterchum and message your friend.
You’re not entirely sure what she wants you to look for, but you give it a go anyway. You walk out of your room, being wary of a certain father possibly looking for you. Crossing the hall, you open up the door to the balcony. You have to squint your eyes from the blinding red light you’re met with, flinching away from the door momentarily. After recovering from the fiery light, you step your way out into the outdoors.
The sky is a blazing painting of scarlet and orange, the sun half-way eclipsed by a large meteor heading approximately right where you’re standing. This may or may not have been what Rose was talking about, but either way, you know you’re in some pretty deep shit.
You scamper back into your room and let your fingers fly over the keyboard.
Your name is John Egbert and you are royally fucked.
this is beautiful and you should feel proud of yourself
Welcome to Homefucked.
Does the Homestuck fandom still exist? No it doesn’t. It never existed. It was all in your head. Now you’re standing in the middle of your dinner table dressed like an alien clown for no reason and grandmother is crying. Was your fantasy worth it you sick jackass
whenever i see people who used to be in the homestuck fandom being mean to people currently in the homestuck fandom this picture pops in my head
i really admire cosplayers because you have to have a lot of guts to tell you parents “im going to paint myself grey so i can go hang out with some people youve never met so we can all dress up as grey goat aliens”